Single, Sun-Protected & Thriving Cap

He doesn’t have a girlfriend… but he does have this cap. Which is basically the same thing. Right?

Some wear their heart on their sleeve — your friend wears his relationship status on his head.

This funny cap is made for single legends who don’t need a partner… just a good hat and maybe a kebab at 2 a.m. It’s breathable, bold, and says out loud what he's too tired to explain:
“No, still no girlfriend. Thanks for asking.”

Perfect for sunny days, awkward reunions, or just trolling at its finest.

Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend. 

• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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