Taken? Nah. Just Cold. Hoodie

Because he’s not taken — he’s just trying to stay warm. This hoodie won’t give him a girlfriend, but at least it gives him a hug.

Single and not even pretending otherwise. This funny hoodie is the ideal gift for your lone wolf friend — the one who’s been third-wheeling since forever, but does it with style.

Soft, cozy, and sarcastic — the only thing wrapping him up tighter than this hoodie is his emotional baggage.
Wear it on awkward dates, lonely nights, or when you’re trying to convince your mom you're “just picky.”

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!