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Death Before Decaf – Funny Coffee Lovers Shirt

Death Before Decaf – Funny Coffee Lovers Shirt

Regular price $24.75 USD
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For true coffee lovers, there’s only one rule: real caffeine or nothing at all.

The “Death Before Decaf” tee is perfect for those who believe mornings don’t start until the first sip of strong coffee hits. Bold statement, comfy fit – this shirt tells the world exactly where you stand on the decaf debate.

Perfect gift for coffee enthusiasts, baristas, and caffeine addicts
☕ Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
☕ Ideal for coffee dates, café hopping, or working from home with your favorite brew

Wear it to your favorite coffee shop and let the world know: life’s too short for weak coffee.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ⅛ 19 ½ 8 ⅞
M 28 ¾ 21 9 ½
L 29 ½ 22 ¼ 9 ⅝
XL 30 ¼ 23 ⅜ 9 ⅞
2XL 31 ⅛ 25.00 10
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