Sarcasm & Cotton
Stop Scrolling, Buy This – Funny Statement Shirt
Stop Scrolling, Buy This – Funny Statement Shirt
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Attention caught. Mission accomplished.
The “Stop Scrolling, Buy This” tee is a bold, tongue-in-cheek way to turn heads both online and in real life. Perfect for anyone who loves clever humor and isn’t afraid to make the first move… or the last sale.
📱 Perfect gift for social media lovers, influencers, and shopaholics
📱 Soft, comfy cotton for all-day wear
📱 Works great as a conversation starter or just a bold style statement
Wear it and watch the world stop, look, and maybe… click “add to cart.”
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ | 
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ | 
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ | 
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ | 
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 | 
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ | 
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ | 
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ | 
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