🙄 If You Can Read This, You’re Not Far Enough Tee 🧍‍♂️➡️🧍‍♀️

For the socially exhausted, easily irritated, and emotionally unavailable.

This tee speaks so you don’t have to.
Perfect for people who hate small talk, unexpected phone calls, and close physical proximity.
Yes, it’s personal. Yes, it’s about you.

Wear it to parties, family gatherings, or literally anywhere someone might try to get too close and ask how you're doing. (Please don’t.)

👕 Soft, comfy, and aggressively honest
🎁 Perfect gift for introverts, overthinkers, and people with a low tolerance for… well, people
🧠 “Do not disturb” – but in fashion

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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